SOTALLY TOBER
(Read this after a couple of drinks.)


Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get

Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up


Courtesy of Odette


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