ENGLISH PROBLEMS
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS SO HARD TO LEARN…
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the furniture for the Polish man.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum while he sang bass.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
The buck was sold for a buck.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
He rode on the road.
The judge has to judge the case.
The heir went out for some air.
I need to change my change into paper bills.
The duck's bill had my bill in it before I could bill you what you owe me, Bill.
I got bored with them building the new water channel and changed the TV channel.
You didn't have to tell me, I knew it was new.
I read the red book.
Nah, I don't gnaw on trees.
Hey you, get that hay picked up now.
If I tire, will you change my car tire?
Do you two want to go to the store too?
Let's have another round before we play with round objects.
I'm having a ball, playing ball with my friends.
I can see the sea on a clear day.
I want to be a bee for Halloween.
What dress are you going to wear when you dress today?
Whatever he wears when he sells his wares is just fine with me - just let me know where he'll be.
Give that lovely tomato a tomato from my garden so she can eat it.
My tummy is flat and I live in a flat.
I'm six feet tall and I have two feet.
Have a drink of that drink before it spills.
I will heal your heel if you let me.
After you tee off we will have tea.
Don't alter the altar or you could upset the minister.
Do you hear me? I said bring it here.
The wind blew gently over the blue water.
No, I don’t know your daughter.
What do you mean he's a mean person?
I'll roll the ball while you do role call.
A hare doesn't have hair it has fur.
I saw you cut it with the saw.
Your suit of clothes is ready but it doesn’t suit my needs.
Aye captain, I will look you in the eye.
Don’t sit on the ground when you ground the black pepper.
It will be our home within the hour.
The sole of the foot is only a part of the human soul.
The fowl was most foul.
Don't break the brake when you put your foot on it.
The flare had a certain flair about it.
I got bored with the wooden board lying on the ground.
I took a peek at the top of the peak.
I hate to waste food but then I don't need it on my waist.
I'll fire the bad employee while you watch the raging fire.
Because you were so weak it took you a week to regain your health.
it is so great to watch you grate the cheese above the sewer grate.
I'll pour the milk as you wash out your clogged face pore.
Please don't whine when you drink wine.
The baseball fan sat in front of the fan as he watched the game on tv.
I heard what you did with the herd of cattle.
Do not put a knot in my hair.
The main thing is to get the knots out of the horse's mane.
You are very vain to have that vein removed. Just look at the weather vane.
Whether or not you like the weather is up to you.
I am going to jam your radio reception while you eat your jam sandwich.
I will get some cookies for the four of you.
You left the door ajar and the cat came in. You nearly knocked the glass over when you gave the table a jar. Here is a jar of jam for you.
I need to kneed the dough to make it better for baking.
To get ahead in this you must be a head taller than the rest.
What a blast it was to watch the dynamite blast.
Wear a watch and watch the time.
The top of your top is blue.
The bum sat down on his bum
His sore is sore.
Soar above the clouds with sore wings little dove.
He dove under the dove as it flew overhead.
Victoria & Friend
