DIETER'S COMMENTS
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck she is.
When I sneeze I get to see what water ripples in a pond look like as I watch my belly shake.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Fat people really are jolly; just ask Santa Claus, Buddha and the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I love to watch what I eat, handful by handful.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by other people.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Watching my weight is great as I watch it climb up ~ pound, by pound, by pound.
'More of me to love' means you get to try to put your arms around me and hope that you can.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Whoever created diets should be dragged into the street and shot.
I don't have a problem with eating but I do have a problem with sharing what I eat.
Now I know what they mean by restrained diets ~ you know ~ you restrain me so I can diet.
Ohhh to be able to get back to my old weight, you know, what I weighed when I was 9 months pregnant.
Whenever I start to eat, I just think of all those out there who have nothing to eat and this encourages me to eat more while I can.
I am trying to watch my weight but first I have to get it out in front of me where I can see it.
To eat? Or not to eat? Now that’s not even a question.
What is a diet?
Don’t eat
Irritation
Exercise
Tasteless food
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