GOOD RULES
[great religious bumper stickers!]
~Be Fishers of Men ... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.
~A family altar can alter a family.
~A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
~Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop.
~Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
~Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
~Forbidden fruits create many jams.
~Give God what's right, not what's left!
~Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
~God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
~God grades on the cross, not the curve.
~God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
~God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
~Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
~He who angers you, controls you!
~He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
~He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
~Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
~Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
~Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
~Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
~Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
~"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere.
~Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
~The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
~This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
~To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
~WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
~Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
~We don't change the message, the message changes us.
~We set the sail; God makes the wind.
~We're too blessed to be depressed.
~Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it.
courtesy of Carol
