HUGGING
No moveable parts
No batteries to wear out
No monthly payments
No insurance requirements
Non-taxable
Non-polluting
Low energy consumption
High energy yield
Inflation proof
Hugging is healthy
It relieves tension
It combats depression
It reduces stress
It improves blood circulation
It is rejuvenating
It elevates self-esteem
It generates good will
It has no unpleasant side effects
It is nothing less than a miracle drug
It will cure whatever ails you
And, of course ~ fully returnable
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