BUCKLE UP YOUR HELMET STRAP
(To the tune of “Button on Your Overcoat”)


Buckle up your helmet strap,
Hide behind a tree,
There’s a riot again,
Down at P.S. 3


Don’t go near the picket line
That’s no place to be’
They may fracture your skull
Down at P.S. 3


Beware of roughneck nuts (mmm-mmm)
Switchblade cuts (mmm-mmm)
Trooper’s mutts (mmm-mmm)
You’ll get a bite in your tummy-tum-tum-tum


Keep away from falling rocks,
They may break your knee;
Life at school nowadays
Is like World War III


BAD, BAD MATCHES
IT'S A GRAND OLD BAG
I'VE GOT TO STOP SMOKING
MY BODY HAS CALAMINE LOTION
NORTH SIDE, SOUTH SIDE
ROAD -  RAVAGED VALLEY
WHEN THE BOMB COMES FALLING DOWN
YOU FUNNY IODINE


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