MY BODY HAS CALAMINE LOTION
(To the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean”)
My body has calamine lotion,
My body’s as sore as can be,
The flowers I gathered for Granny,
Turned out to be poison ivy!
Don’t touch, don’t touch,
You’ll get a rash from ai-vee! (ai-vee!)
It will … itch bad …
And it looks worse than ac-nee!
I gave all the flowers to Granny,
She gave them to Mommy to smell,
Both of them got all rosey red,
And then ~ they be-gan to swell.
Don’t touch, don’t touch,
You’ll get a rash from ai-vee! (ai-vee!)
Looks bad … feels worse …
And you can’t get free of ai-vee!