RESPONSES TO PICK-UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: No. But it did hurt to see where I had landed.
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Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
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Man: I am your Adonis. Have your way with me.
Woman: Sure. As soon as I stop laughing.
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Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
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Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Want a quickie?
Woman: As opposed to what?
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Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
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Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
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Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
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Man: How would you like to unwrap me?
Woman: Wearing rubber gloves.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Man: Look at what I have for you.
Woman: Ok. As soon as I find my tweezers and a magnifying glass.
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Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
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"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind."
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Man: I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.
Woman: I will surely miss you.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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