CATS AND DOGS


Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

They growl when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to play.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They leave their toys everywhere.


CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.



Cats do what they want, when they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play they want to be left alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave their hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts.


CONCLUSION: Cats are small women in fur coats.


AN EASY LIFE
ABOUT MEN
BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES
BRAIN STRAIN
CLEVER WOMEN
COMMENTS & THOUGHTS
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
HEALTHY LIVING
IMPRESSING THE SEXES
MERMAID'S WISH
MY UNIQUE CHILDREN
NEW ELEMENTS
RESPONSES TO PICK UP LINES
SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE
TWO SIDES TO A STORY
WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
WHY GOD CREATED WOMAN
WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP
WOMEN VERSUS MEN
WORDS WOMEN USE


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