DEFINITION OF OLD


"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra - less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.


AGE ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN #1
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN #2
GAMES FOR WHEN YOU GET OLDER…
FORGETFULNESS #1
SUMMARY OF LIFE
THE SENILTY PRAYER
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING MATURE WHEN


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